I'm sick

Thanks to the turning of the seasons and probably not enough Vitamin C, I am sick. All last night I was a mouth-breathing, nose blowing, dry coughing mess. Head cold, you are never welcome, so why don't you just leave?

Never have I wanted sleep so badly than when I woke up at 6:30 this morning to get ready for my internship. Thankfully I love being at the office, but I didn't know how happy I could get over a can of tomato soup and Goldfish crackers for lunch. But it's 6:30 PM now, I'm done with classes and done being in business casual.

HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OUT OF BEING SICK: 

An Excuse to Do Nothing

Step 1: Are you still in real pants? Get rid of those immediately. And take those heels off like they were illegal.

Step 2: Make enough tea to fill your whole electric kettle.

Step 3: Set up the cave that you'll be disappearing to for a few hours. A fuzzy blanket being the main priority so you can become a human burrito. Oh, and more tissues would help, you walking plague. 

Step 4: Entertainment media time (tonight, your third fourth fifth Sex and the City marathon).

Step 5: Cuddle partner options vary from a Chestburster plushie (seen above), someone with paws, or the human pillow, Sean (but better not get him sick, too).

Great, now I miss my cat, Cassie (aka bed hoglet)